ANOTHER EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW "MY DATE WITH KLEMENT(not his real name i swear!)"


CLEMENT LIVE AT NYP! Story by Me, my partner and our sound effect man suhime gaucho from sau paolo...


As we were walking towards the mac as we have a reliable source that claim he saw super AV idol Klement at mac... We saw this bunch of student as if they were quing up for the latest SB...


Our source, his face is cut out to protect his safety as our target can get aggressive... though harmless we feel we must protect our witness...


As we appoach the choatic crowd one fan ( notice the guy in white? thats him)
walk toward us and ask are we related to Clement... We out of sheer smartness deny... As he was asking for a refund of his 2$ front row ticket...


We located our target he just chase a cleaner away n settle down on some leftover apparent are from our witness and his group of friends...


Us:Hey its us again, nice seeing you as healthy as before... (notice clement quite uncomforable with a brown skin sitting opposite him)
Us:This is our sound effect engineer his gaucho from sau paulo


As my parner sat down clement turn to him quite pissed... actually u cant tell whether he pissed or not... we just assume...
Us:Dont mind us, carry on with your duty... oh by the way dont you hav a concert? Why are u here havin a leftover fest?


C:(quite annoyed by our remark) I didnt come here for a concert lo, i taking a break from singing, i'm hosting a new variety "belen belen sutra" with my partner sheik haikal


My Partner:Clement, serious work now... One of our man saw u steppin out of a new lambo with a mysterious lady and check into the hyatt next to FEP(short for far east plaza) Is it true?


the lambo

Lets take a minute of silence and look at our agent...

RH was spyin on chen li ping who was shoppin at the adidas boutique at pacific hotel(that cheap celebrity wackin a 40% store wide shop... cheh) RH maange to report to us in full detail...


Clement grab my partner...
C: KNN wad u say!!!!
Partner:huh!!!...see...See the love bite on your nose!!!


Clement cover his face
C:KNN...


C:I tell you la... this is not a love bite i fell down one...
Gaucho:Sure anot clement... i nose dive so many time i never recive a scar like that...


Partner: Ya lo... Heh... want to lie...


Us:Chill mate, we are on your side de...


C: U anyhow say things again i wack u till u become mute...
Us: okay... clement who is the skinny lady?


C: WAD SKINNY LADY!!! she is a girl stay in yishun study business at NYP that is the time when i gave her my christams gift!
Us: whaaa... zhun bo!!! wad u giv?


C: dont ask me anymore already la... I really dont want to talk about it I scared i wack you all untill you all become mute
Us: Sure anot clement? Later she just playing with you... we're trying to help u lad


C:KNN!!!!
Us: chill mate...
Partner: Eh your 20cent rolling


Clement tryin to look down
Gaucho: (*coin rolling sound*)
Us: there it went to the other table!


Clement got suckered...
We fled from the scene in one piece

*finisto