Sunday, January 15, 2006

Warrrzzzzaaarrrrpppppppppp!!!???

I know its abit late but i tot of some new year resolutions...

1.)Dont just put resolutions I havta fulfill them!

2.)Improve my photoshoping... learn to use brushes and make betta albums... heh

3.)Spend less money, save em for more jordans this year...

4.)Get a driving License for real maybe then i can drive andy for supper...

5.)Catch Oasis live...

6.)Wear a suit...

7.)Go run...

8.)Complete my need for speed most wanted...

9.)Beat Resident Evil 4 on professional difficulty...

10.)Be a real dick towards clement and simon...

Was busy playing GTA liberty stories THANKS IHSAN YOU'RE THE BOMB! this game is kick ass dope... Had a maths test last Friday... I think i will hav another Hat trick...

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As seen above... Steph and An zhong studying maths...

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My nephews... as notorias as ever with the 3rd one out...

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YC's Tsubasa really dope...

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The DMP tees... If i can get the DMPs i may get this with the DMPs...

Okay heres the 3rd installment of the interview with Klement(really la not your name clement!)... we were having lunch at mac when we saw something familiar dashing from the corner of our eyes...

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Us:"EH KLEM!!! DONT RUN"
Clement quicken his pace...
Us"Hey you drop your shinco mp3 player's ear cotton!"

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Clement hurried back...
YC:"whoa clement....it is just a trip to mac, wah u need to wear CDg fred perry.. we poor ppl need to work very hard to get these dope shit..."
C:"(Cheeky laugh)hee hee... nola..."
YC:(look closer as no way this cheapo would wear so hiong de)"CHEH HANG TEN... WANNA LIE TO US!"
Us:(all laugh)

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C:"I tell you la... its not SHINCO 128MB mp3 player... Its an APPLE I POD SHUFFLE i won from listening to 966 and answered some question get de"
US:"we hear ur 3rd cd is given out with dumex 3+"

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Us:"Clement we heard of ur recent failure of ur 3rd album that is given out with dumex 3+ that theres alot of legal problem and you were kick out of BAI QI clothing... Dont lie... tell us frankly and we hav proof you were jobless..."

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Bai Qi available at all leading GIANTS super marts...

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Bai Qi office is located at raffles tower 2nd floor...

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Clement sleepin at tutorial room... our brilliant spy caught him again...

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Our heroic reporter who caught clement sleepin at NYP's tutorial room P513

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C:(quite pissed but fighting back the tears)"I was quite shock about the failure of my album.."
(paused)
C:"i think nowaday ppl listen more to r&b, no techno le..."
Us:(whisper whisper)"Aiyah, we know u have this type of ending de..."

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C:(fighting back the tears...)"KNN!!!

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C:"DID I HEAR ANYTHING FROM YOUR MOUTH TO MY LEFT EAR?"
D:"Dont talk to me in CAPS...Why are you here anyway?"
C:"I'm looking for job as you can see..."

we passed him the new paper...

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C:"hmm joe cole ar... I hav a fren name Joe Koh, he also got wacked because of a girl..."
Us:"Clement hav you any link to the woodland flasher?"
C:(busy flipping pages)"mmm...."

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C:"which page is this girl ar?"
Us:"Clement! clement!..."

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Clement's eyes glued to the big bust girl...
D to YC:"I think we lost him..."

We decide to leave him there...

END


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