CLEMENT THE 4TH INTERVIEWStory by Me, YC and Mahar Suhaimi AKA mi AKA Gaucho
It was a f*cking hot thursday, it was the 2nd of Feb of year 2006... Me and the crew was about to leave our seats at food junction just then... A strangely familiar figure dash by us and sat on our still warm seat, this notoriously sinister figure was about to feed on our left over when...
Us:"Hey you're the legendary Clement!?"
The sucker who was about to sip the left over soup from the lousy chicken rice store next to the chicken chop store with the funny chef with the funny mole... spun around...
Clement:"Huh!?"
C:"ya what you want to ask? so you can put into ur blog? so i can get laugh at?"
Us:"ah okay, we'll cut the crap... We have a pressing issue to ask you... Why? Why did you split with your manager?"
Clement deep in thought...
Us:"Dont deny, we have evidence that you and your mamasan... uh manager FBK aka Fat Boy Kim check into ASPHodel Inn at little india for one night and our always reliable crew caught you both applying sun tan lotion on each other by the 1m deep pool"
we couldnt include the picture of our brave reporter so as to protect his indentity... Props to LIANG REN HAO for the shots!
Yc:"YA DONT TRY TO LIE!"
C:"KAO PEI LAHH!"
C:"Sorry its really depressing, I would wish not to comment, sorry I would like to leave now..."
I reached out and grab clement's shoulder not so hard that it hurt but just enough to get his attention...
Me:"WAIT!...YOUR SOUP!!!"
Clement set back down...
Us:"Relax, we still have alot to ask..."
Us:"Your from NYP, you must've heard..."
We were adruptly cut off by clement...
C:"OHHH... the NYP CAUGHTINACT.3gp rite? Wha the girl hor..."
Us:"Yeah whatever, how do you find the guy's tool?"
clement in deep thought again...
C:"hm... hai hao la (still okay la) you havent seen my ANACONDA"
C:"Hardware zone all about the girl, i know all about the girl, her name, her blog also i know..."
Us:"Lets not get ahead of ourself shall we? Our main point is your split with your manager...Here's another bowl of soup..."
(Our sneaky Gaucho took a bowl of soup from the next table's leftover and hand it to clement)
C:"Ohh trying to bribe me ar? I tell you la..."
Clement took a sip...
C:"He spread rumors, he talk about me failing a module which i din..."
Us:"And you being a zombie which is a lie, your more of a shit head..."
C:"ya and about me saying i cant do much with this diploma and i want to quit school"
Us:"Which you should!"
Clement pick up the soup and finish it with one mouthful...
We were laughing away at this guy amazing feat...
C:"Chio (laugh in hokkien) chio....(forgot what comes next) CHIO LAN AH!"
C:"I tell you la... I'm sick and tir..."
US:"CLEMEN! THE AUNTIE DUMPING HER SOUP! HURRY!"
Clement made a 10 metre dash for the auntie while we sneak away...
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