Warrrzzzzaaarrrrpppppppppp!!!???
I know its abit late but i tot of some new year resolutions...
1.)Dont just put resolutions I havta fulfill them!
2.)Improve my photoshoping... learn to use brushes and make betta albums... heh
3.)Spend less money, save em for more jordans this year...
4.)Get a driving License for real maybe then i can drive andy for supper...
5.)Catch Oasis live...
6.)Wear a suit...
7.)Go run...
8.)Complete my need for speed most wanted...
9.)Beat Resident Evil 4 on professional difficulty...
10.)Be a real dick towards clement and simon...
Was busy playing GTA liberty stories THANKS IHSAN YOU'RE THE BOMB! this game is kick ass dope... Had a maths test last Friday... I think i will hav another Hat trick...
As seen above... Steph and An zhong studying maths...
My nephews... as notorias as ever with the 3rd one out...
YC's Tsubasa really dope...
The DMP tees... If i can get the DMPs i may get this with the DMPs...
Okay heres the 3rd installment of the interview with Klement(really la not your name clement!)... we were having lunch at mac when we saw something familiar dashing from the corner of our eyes...
Us:"EH KLEM!!! DONT RUN"
Clement quicken his pace...
Us"Hey you drop your shinco mp3 player's ear cotton!"
Clement hurried back...
YC:"whoa clement....it is just a trip to mac, wah u need to wear CDg fred perry.. we poor ppl need to work very hard to get these dope shit..."
C:"(Cheeky laugh)hee hee... nola..."
YC:(look closer as no way this cheapo would wear so hiong de)"CHEH HANG TEN... WANNA LIE TO US!"
Us:(all laugh)
C:"I tell you la... its not SHINCO 128MB mp3 player... Its an APPLE I POD SHUFFLE i won from listening to 966 and answered some question get de"
US:"we hear ur 3rd cd is given out with dumex 3+"
Us:"Clement we heard of ur recent failure of ur 3rd album that is given out with dumex 3+ that theres alot of legal problem and you were kick out of BAI QI clothing... Dont lie... tell us frankly and we hav proof you were jobless..."
Bai Qi available at all leading GIANTS super marts...
Bai Qi office is located at raffles tower 2nd floor...
Clement sleepin at tutorial room... our brilliant spy caught him again...
Our heroic reporter who caught clement sleepin at NYP's tutorial room P513
C:(quite pissed but fighting back the tears)"I was quite shock about the failure of my album.."
(paused)
C:"i think nowaday ppl listen more to r&b, no techno le..."
Us:(whisper whisper)"Aiyah, we know u have this type of ending de..."
C:(fighting back the tears...)"KNN!!!
C:"DID I HEAR ANYTHING FROM YOUR MOUTH TO MY LEFT EAR?"
D:"Dont talk to me in CAPS...Why are you here anyway?"
C:"I'm looking for job as you can see..."
we passed him the new paper...
C:"hmm joe cole ar... I hav a fren name Joe Koh, he also got wacked because of a girl..."
Us:"Clement hav you any link to the woodland flasher?"
C:(busy flipping pages)"mmm...."
C:"which page is this girl ar?"
Us:"Clement! clement!..."
Clement's eyes glued to the big bust girl...
D to YC:"I think we lost him..."
We decide to leave him there...
END
Carpe Diem
(0) comments
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
ANOTHER EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW "MY DATE WITH KLEMENT(not his real name i swear!)"
CLEMENT LIVE AT NYP! Story by Me, my partner and our sound effect man suhime gaucho from sau paolo...
As we were walking towards the mac as we have a reliable source that claim he saw super AV idol Klement at mac... We saw this bunch of student as if they were quing up for the latest SB...
Our source, his face is cut out to protect his safety as our target can get aggressive... though harmless we feel we must protect our witness...
As we appoach the choatic crowd one fan ( notice the guy in white? thats him)
walk toward us and ask are we related to Clement... We out of sheer smartness deny... As he was asking for a refund of his 2$ front row ticket...
We located our target he just chase a cleaner away n settle down on some leftover apparent are from our witness and his group of friends...
Us:Hey its us again, nice seeing you as healthy as before... (notice clement quite uncomforable with a brown skin sitting opposite him)
Us:This is our sound effect engineer his gaucho from sau paulo
As my parner sat down clement turn to him quite pissed... actually u cant tell whether he pissed or not... we just assume...
Us:Dont mind us, carry on with your duty... oh by the way dont you hav a concert? Why are u here havin a leftover fest?
C:(quite annoyed by our remark) I didnt come here for a concert lo, i taking a break from singing, i'm hosting a new variety "belen belen sutra" with my partner sheik haikal
My Partner:Clement, serious work now... One of our man saw u steppin out of a new lambo with a mysterious lady and check into the hyatt next to FEP(short for far east plaza) Is it true?
the lambo
Lets take a minute of silence and look at our agent...
RH was spyin on chen li ping who was shoppin at the adidas boutique at pacific hotel(that cheap celebrity wackin a 40% store wide shop... cheh) RH maange to report to us in full detail...
Clement grab my partner...
C: KNN wad u say!!!!
Partner:huh!!!...see...See the love bite on your nose!!!
Clement cover his face
C:KNN...
C:I tell you la... this is not a love bite i fell down one...
Gaucho:Sure anot clement... i nose dive so many time i never recive a scar like that...
Partner: Ya lo... Heh... want to lie...
Us:Chill mate, we are on your side de...
C: U anyhow say things again i wack u till u become mute...
Us: okay... clement who is the skinny lady?
C: WAD SKINNY LADY!!! she is a girl stay in yishun study business at NYP that is the time when i gave her my christams gift!
Us: whaaa... zhun bo!!! wad u giv?
C: dont ask me anymore already la... I really dont want to talk about it I scared i wack you all untill you all become mute
Us: Sure anot clement? Later she just playing with you... we're trying to help u lad
C:KNN!!!!
Us: chill mate...
Partner: Eh your 20cent rolling
Clement tryin to look down
Gaucho: (*coin rolling sound*)
Us: there it went to the other table!
Clement got suckered...
We fled from the scene in one piece
*finisto
Denn @ 9:51 PM |
LAUGH NOW CRY LATER, LAUGH MORE AFTER
Carpe Diem
(0) comments